Freedom Port: Firefly

March 31, 2007

Our Screwy Justice System…

Filed under: Uncategorized — David @ 6:46 am

…It only benefits the state, not the victims of crime…

We must note that the emphasis of restitution-punishment is diametrically opposite to the current practice of punishment. What happens nowadays is the following absurdity: A steals $15,000 from B. The government tracks down, tries, and convicts A, all at the expense of B, as one of the numerous taxpayers victimized in this process. Then, the government, instead of forcing A to repay B or to work at forced labor until that debt is paid, forces B, the victim, to pay taxes to support the criminal in prison for ten or twenty years’ time. Where in the world is the justice here? The victim not only loses his money, but pays more money besides for the dubious thrill of catching, convicting, and then supporting the criminal; and the criminal is still enslaved, but not to the good purpose of recompensing his victim.

The idea of primacy for restitution to the victim has great precedent in law; indeed, it is an ancient principle of law which has been allowed to wither away as the State has aggrandized and monopolized the institutions of justice. In medieval Ireland, for example, a king was not the head of State but rather a crime-insurer; if someone committed a crime, the first thing that happened was that the king paid the “insurance” benefit to the victim, and then proceeded to force the criminal to pay the king in turn (restitution to the victim’s insurance company being completely derived from the idea of restitution to the victim).

In many parts of colonial America, which were too poor to afford the dubious luxury of prisons, the thief was indentured out by the courts to his victim, there to be forced to work for his victim until his “debt” was paid. This does not necessarily mean that prisons would disappear in the libertarian society, but they would undoubtedly change drastically, since their major goal would be to force the criminals to provide restitution to their victims.[4]

In fact, in the Middle Ages generally, restitution to the victim was the dominant concept of punishment; only as the State grew more powerful did the governmental authorities encroach ever more into the repayment process, increasingly confiscating a greater proportion of the criminal’s property for themselves, and leaving less and less to the unfortunate victim. Indeed, as the emphasis shifted from restitution to the victim, from compensation by the criminal to his victim, to punishment for alleged crimes committed “against the State,” the punishments exacted by the State became more and more severe. As the early twentieth-century criminologist William Tallack wrote,

It was chiefly owing to the violent greed of feudal barons and medieval ecclesiastical powers that the rights of the injured party were gradually infringed upon, and finally, to a large extent, appropriated by these authorities, who exacted a double vengeance, indeed, upon the offender, by forfeiting his property to themselves instead of to his victim, and then punishing him by the dungeon, the torture, the stake or the gibbet. But the original victim of wrong was practically ignored.


Or, as Professor Schafer has summed up: “As the state monopolized the institution of punishment, so the rights of the injured were slowly separated from penal law.”

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“Society in every state is a blessing, but government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer or are exposed to the same miseries by a government, which we might expect in a country without government, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer.” – Thomas Paine, Common Sense, 1776

March 28, 2007

The Aerodynamics of Fiat Currency…

Filed under: Uncategorized — David @ 1:29 pm

Closely approximating the glide ratio of a grand piano…  ;)

As you are now properly prepared, it is at the juncture that I proudly introduce
my fabulous, all-new Mogambo Balsa-Wood Airplane Theory Of Economics (MBWTOE),
which I heroically developed by drinking dangerous levels of alcoholic beverages,
thus sacrificing myself upon the Altar of Inspiration in exchange for a way
to explain the idiocy of economics as taught in the nation’s universities,
and as practiced by all the world’s central banks.

It came to me after a clerk at the convenience store wouldn’t sell me any
more beer, and so instead I got one of those little balsa-wood airplanes that “flies” by
virtue of a wound-up rubber band spinning a little plastic propeller, and where,
to assemble the thing, you merely slide the wing, tail and elevators into pre-cut
slits and slots, and then finish the project by affixing the wheels, propeller
and the rubber band.

I figured “Tape a couple of razor blades along the leading edge of the wings
and -Voila! -instant air superiority!”

However, if you carefully examine the wing, as I eventually did, you will
note that it is just a flat piece of balsa wood, and is definitely NOT an airfoil
in cross-section. There is no shaping of the wing to provide Bernoulli lift!
Therefore, the little airplane does not “fly”, but is just a propeller dragging
some big sails sideways through the air by brute force, prey to every errant,
wispy breeze and microscopic change in air pressure, which explains why most
of the time the thing immediately crashes, and you waste hours and hours of
precious, precious time as you endlessly fiddle and diddle with the fore-aft
placement of the wing, the elevators and the rudder, adding more rubber bands
and winding, winding, winding them tighter and tighter until you can actually
hear wood fibers snapping from the strain, just trying to make the stupid thing
merely take off, fly over Mrs. Kravitz’s house, drop a little pile of stinking
dog crap on her precious, shiny little stupid car, and then come back and land
safely at my feet, ready for another Mogambo Mission of Revenge (MMOR). Is
that too much to ask of a $3.19 airplane? I think not! Money comes hard around
here!

Anyway, this is not about how I got ripped off by being sold a defective fighter
aircraft and how it put my plans for Mogambo World Domination (MWD) months
behind schedule, but that this Mogambo Balsa-Wood Airplane Theory Of Economics
(MBWTOE) is, essentially, a perfect analog to current economic theory as actually
practiced by the Federal Reserve and all the other central banks of the world;
the stupid thing can’t possibly work, but it looks roughly correct in that
the major parts are all there, and it is fun to keep messing with it, adding
more rubber bands, substituting bigger plastic propellers, adjusting the size,
shape and position of the flat wings, elevators and tail, trying over and over
again to completely negate, by sheer overwhelming force, the very Laws of Nature!
And to get paid for doing it? Wow! What a great job! Hahaha!

But, just like with the ill-fated Fearsome Mogambo Air Force (FMAF), it never
even seems to work for very long, you wind up with everything all busted, slashed
and ruined, and you get a lot of dog crap all over everything except the one
damned place you wanted it.

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“Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.” – Milton Friedman

March 21, 2007

Wordy Harry…

Filed under: Uncategorized — David @ 8:37 am

“I know what you’re thinking, punk,” hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, “you’re
thinking, ‘Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?’ - and to tell
the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English,
the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your
head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel loquacious?’
- well do you, punk?”

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