Planet of the Apes…

Is it time to Nuke the Savannah? Can WMDs be far behind…? For First Time, Chimps Seen Making Weapons for Hunting Chimpanzees living in the West African savannah have been observed fashioning deadly spears from sticks and using the tools to hunt small mammals — the first routine production of deadly weapons ever observed in…

People…Take Heed…

You know your empire is crumbling… You know your empire’s crumbling when gays and immigrants are used as diversionary issues to keep people from thinking about the pillaging of their country and their wallets actually taking place. And it works. You know your empire’s crumbling when people are getting more religious and less scientific, not…

America’s Spider Problem…

WASHINGTON, DC—Following the tragic falling death of 32-year-old methamphetamine addict Phillip Diggs, who was reportedly attacked by spiders while scaling a large construction crane near Palo Alto, CA, thousands of outraged and confused meth addicts marched frenetically on Washington as part of a week of activities urging the federal government to address the nation’s growing…

AK-47 Abuse…

Hat tip to Gunner, at No Quarters… “No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.” — Thomas Jefferson, Proposal Virginia Constitution, 1 T. Jefferson Papers, 334,[C.J. Boyd, Ed., 1950]

A Taste…

…Of what is to come… We know from contemporary accounts that flour rose from 2 francs in 1790 to 225 francs in 1795, a pair of shoes from 5 francs to 200. While the prices of all products had increased enormously, wages for the laboring classes stagnated. Paper issue followed paper issue, until the money…