Our Screwy Justice System…

…It only benefits the state, not the victims of crime… We must note that the emphasis of restitution-punishment is diametrically opposite to the current practice of punishment. What happens nowadays is the following absurdity: A steals $15,000 from B. The government tracks down, tries, and convicts A, all at the expense of B, as one…

The Aerodynamics of Fiat Currency…

Closely approximating the glide ratio of a grand piano…  😉 As you are now properly prepared, it is at the juncture that I proudly introduce my fabulous, all-new Mogambo Balsa-Wood Airplane Theory Of Economics (MBWTOE), which I heroically developed by drinking dangerous levels of alcoholic beverages, thus sacrificing myself upon the Altar of Inspiration in…

Wordy Harry…

“I know what you’re thinking, punk,” hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, “you’re thinking, ‘Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?’ – and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow…